Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Road-Trip Wednesday: If I had $1,000,000...I'd buy your LOVE

Road Trip Wednesday is a "Blog Carnival," where YA Highway's contributors post a weekly writing- or reading-related question and answer it on our own blogs. You can hop from destination to destination and get everybody's unique take on the topic. We'd love for you to participate!

Last week, we asked whose writing career you'd like to have. The overwhelming response: NOT Stephenie Meyers or JK Rowling. "The money would be nice, but too much pressure." This week, we want to know: If you did have that kind of monetary success, what would you do with it?

TRAVEL!!! Since I am currently only a hundredaire and not a millionaire, my travel plans are very few and far between. And, when I do go somewhere, it's usually within a day's drive....BUT If I had a million dollars **cue Barenaked Ladies soundtrack** Here's my itinerary:

Of course, this would just be the first leg of my globetrotting...but you get the point...

BUY MY DREAM HOUSE...okay, and I would buy my parents a house too...and, yes I am kind of strange, but I NEED a house like this out in the middle of the woods...kind of Unabomber-ish, but whatever! LOL

Then, of course, I would go all Sarah McLaughlin and spend all my time speaking out about the one thing that pulls at my heartstrings like no other....Tell that doesn't make you want to go out and save a puppy or kitty!

I'm sure I'd do some other waste money on strippers, booze, and know, the usual. But, this is all I can think of right now!

...Uh, I guess I should qualify that last bit by adding: MALE strippers...and preferably ones that look like this:


  1. "Since I am currently only a hundredaire." LOL! Me too.

    I'm with you the travel and the dream house!

  2. Ahahahaha OMG Jen and Jeff. Only Jeff could be hot enough to play someone that would produce that. I can't focus right now. Will come back with serious comment later. I'm probably lying.

  3. You have good taste in potential male strippers. ;)

  4. Travel, pets, and male strippers? Throw in a few good meals and you've described my idea of nirvana.

    Of course, bank robbery is probably a more direct path to millions than writing is. In my humble experience, anyway!


  5. Kirsten: Hundredaires around the world must unite! We are an ofttimes underappreciated lot!

    Tahereh: Yes, strippers...lots and lots of male strippers! What? Is that not a good thing? I think so! lol

    Liz: You know that I blame you for my J3 (Jared, Jensen & JDM) obsession? I can't thank you enough!!!

    Linda: We must surround oursleves with naked men. It's the only thing that will keep us sane...and happy ;)

    Tawna: Sadly, bank robbery is not really all that lucrative. Take it from a former banker. Just an FYI so you don't waste time on a life in crime. Although...Matt the Cat might be a good cat burglar...hahaha pun intended! ;)

  6. I've had that same song in my head ALL DAY.

  7. OH. MY. GOD! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAANNN!! *gasps for air as I attempt to settle down* LMAO

    Me hearts him sooooooo much! You have great taste! LOL

  8. OMG! We'll go Sarah M togetha, my fellow animal lover! LOL

    And yes, strippers are good, very good! :)


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